On the bus with Robin:
It was
very crowded. There was a middle aged man standing beside us and whenever someone got up he would offer us the seat. He said he was getting off at the next stop. He didn't though. Nor did he get off at the stop after that. He didn't get off for a while. Robin and I exchanged questioning looks. Of course the man saw, being right beside us and all. "Why are you girls so crabby?" he said. I looked at him, looked at Robin, then looked back at him. To be completely honest, I didn't really know what to say . "You girls look so crabby, why are you so crabby?" the man said. Robin and I laughed a little uncertainly. The man turned to me and said "what did she do to make you so crabby, eh?" He was sort of chuckling to himself all the while. It was clear he had a couple screws loose in that middle aged brain of his. I turned my gaze back to the window. There were a few moments of silence before, "crabby pants, crabby pants...haha...hahaha.." I looked at him again, looked at robin again, we laughed. The man said "oh don't mind me, nevermind me." But he kept mumbling "crabby pants" and laughing to himself. I was about the turn to him and say, "look, man, just relax okay." But he tapped me on the shoulder, offered me a seat. "No thanks." I said. "You sit." He said he was getting off at the next stop. "That's what you said 5 stops ago." I said. "Yeah, I know. But I'm really getting off this time." He hobbled over to the door.
Crazy wanker.
-gabi
Today this girl came up to me with her friend and said, "Can I ask you a question? Do penguins have knees?" and I said "maybe little ones.." and she turned to her friend and said "there's your answer." Then they left.
-gabi
So a couple weeks ago i was waiting the bus at 6:34 in the morning, half asleep, freezing my ass off. I say a drowsy good morning to the woman who walks up to the bus stop. And then i hear something, coming from up the street, a mans voice shouting, no shrieking. Snow begins to fall as a man on a bicycle passes by, screaming out a murder mystery saying"..AND THEN THE MAN OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE A INSA...." And then he was gone, biking away wearing a brown jacket with his helmet slightly ascew, still telling the world his story. good bye crazy man, hope you finished your story.
- robin
